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SHOTS!
I was vaccinated against Typhoid, Yellow Fever, Meningitis, Tetanus, Whooping Cough, and Polio. I AM INVINCIBLE! Quoth the nurse, “OK, I’m going to stick this one right into your fatty part.” Awesome. Where’s the vaccination against low self-esteem?
In other news, Cindy got one shot. I think it was a flu shot.
The doctor also prescribed me malaria pills, altitude sickness pills, and some kind of nuclear antibiotic that pretty much turns me into a Cylon.
In other news, Cindy was only prescribed malaria pills. The primary side effect is “psychotic behavior.”
Be prepared for a future post in which Cindy is crazy and I have the flu.
Seven days until Seattle. Seventeen days until China.
That’s because I was smart and had half those shots years ago and only needed three total shots.
I was about to ask why you were prescribed fewer vaccines. I thought it was your superior Mexican health ;). The Hispanic health paradox actually exists and it’s a thing. We are healthier than everyone else because we’re blessed by the gods ;).
I really enjoy reading these posts
We’re all very excited to see you next week!
So, does this picture remind YOU of the ones you attempted to submit for your passport some years ago? (nothing to do with shots, but more to do with the color)